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A Guillaume

The art of wiping out a system or entire infrastructure or company in 1 simple command.
Jonathon: "Boss, All of the systems have gone offline, nobody can take any cash out of the cash machines. Literally, they are all broken"
Boss: Who the fuck has done a Guillaume?

Wendy: Boss, do you mind if I jump in there and just update it myself cos IT are busy?
Boss: We do not need another fucking Guillaume on our hands.
by Randy Tarvey April 20, 2018
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Guild Wars

A MMORPG game that is constantly fighting against WOW. Though it has only been created a few years ago, thousands of people play every hour. There are 4 game extensions. The 3 current main ones are Prophecies, Nightfall, and Factions. The other one is Eye Of The North, and its for high levelled characters, seeming to be a sequel to prophecies. There are many Proffessions, which are:
Warrior
Ranger
Elementist
Mesmer
Dervish
Paragon
Monk
Necromancer

Unfortunately, alot of noob's like to play guild wars, so be on the lookout whenever you create a team or whenever you start chatting.

There are also 2 main playing types which are RP and PVP. The difference in RP and PVP in Guild Wars is that RP are characters that start as lvl 1 or 2. They can explore everywhere and have to do missions and fight, also getting elite armor. PVP is for ABing or unlocking skills. You only get main armour and you can only go in PVP areas. You can't do missions or quests and this is mostly used for Allaince Battling, which is a big help to your guild.

Unlike WOW, Guild Wars is very fun to play and you can easily exit out of it anytime except when in a mission. Though, WOW and GW have their good points, none is superior to the other except in opinions.
When your in guild wars alot of people use ingame terms e.g.

Blade: Hey, whats your build?
Kayden: *gives build* sorry man, I'm still unlocking my nec skills so my build sucks.
Blade: Well in the mish your good enough to protect Togo.
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Jeffree: Lets meet in GH to AB!Kurz rox! Lux sux.
Kameron: Kay. My friend is a lux tho so try not to say that alot.
MiMi: It's fine. I think im gonna visit isles though while you practice for the AB battle cause I need to choose my guild hall. I'll meet up in a few, good luck against the luxons.
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Kameron: DUDE THAT LUX SIN TOTALLY OWNED US
Mimi: We pwn
Jeffree: ugh im going on my war, he has good armour.
by Chibihime December 22, 2008
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J. Geils Band

A Boston rock band that was popular in the 1970s and early 1980s who had great songs such as "Whammer Jammer", "Give it to me" "Must of got lost", "Detroit Breakdown", "Love Stinks", "Centerfold", and many others. Even though they aren't as popular as they once were, they are still popular in the state of Massachusetts.
The J. Geils Band is one of my favorite bands of all time.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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Anti-Guild

To develop a taste for extreme backlogging, being devoured whole, and becoming a spam monkey.
by Teh Elf April 29, 2005
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Guild Wars

An MMORPG for people who aren't stupid enough to waste away their money every month just to get to level 6 million so they can boast about how small their penis is.
Person 1: WoW is uberawesome! You should play with me so you have no life, isn't that cool?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to suffer from smallpenisitis. Guild Wars for me.
by Level20A/E_SF_Farmer January 15, 2009
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zerg guild

A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get anything done. If an encounter requires 5 people, a zerg guild brings 20.

Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.
1: "Hye u got teh strat for uber_mob lol??///"
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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Guilemma

Pronounced: Guy - lemma.

Abstract noun.

A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.
Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."

Person B: "Typical guilemma."
by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009
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