jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

gerkaturt

a word that describes a heavy night on narcotics

louisa: what shall we do this weekend?
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
Or
what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
Or
whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
Or
ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night

by jamelouruth! August 21, 2009

Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

B'gerk

To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.

Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.

by mercD January 23, 2011

Fire gecko

when a man is having extremely hardcore sex, he takes chili pepper that he inserts into his female's vagina, burning it in a juicy tasty way.
blue flamingo
fire gecko is a fetish

f-:Uh feels amazing baby...
m-:here girl let's try something new.
f-:huh? what do you want to try?
m-:fire gecko.
f-:fire gecko?

m:- ye
f:- AHHHH MODAFOKA IT BURNSSSSSSSS MY PUSSY IS BURNING LIKE A FLAMING CAT!! i think im gonna cum

by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013

Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.

Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009

Gerbolocaust

(n.) The mass slaughter of gerbils (typically by suffocation or crushing) attributed to Acadamy Award Winner Richard Gere's ass. Sometimes the mass slaughter of hamsters attributed to Mr. Gere's asshole are also included in this definition.

PETA admits that it's still unclear to this day just how many gerbils Richard Gere killed during the Gerbolocaust. All of the little bodies were never recovered and Mr. Gere has been uncooperative with the investigating organizations.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010