GEICO

Bammer insurance!

Geico...so easy, Dirk Nowitzki can do it!

by 666BF January 6, 2010

Germophobe

One who fears Germans

Mort Goldberg is a serious germophobe: he is even terrified of Heinz ketchup

by Cemmop January 17, 2018

Geriophile

1) A young person who creeps at the elderly.
2) One under the age of 50 and it attracted to those over 75 years old.

"Dude! She's so old! You;re such a geriophile!"

by Kristy Bryan October 16, 2008

Geroge

When doing history work and you cant spell George, just type Geroge.

"Yeah did you hear how Geroge Washington did that thing"

by Daddario May 10, 2018

Geico

Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".

-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!

-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!


-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!

-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

by Elgeoharris December 7, 2003

Garçonly

Very Manly (French Slang)--Only Used By Females--

"wow! he is very garçonly!"

by Mizzyleb October 15, 2007

Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021