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genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

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May I have this genital tango
by vsbaby October 16, 2020
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Genital Herpes

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022
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genitals

The things that hurt when you kick them.
"Ow, youjust kicked my genitals, and now they really really hurt!" "My genitals itch!"
by Santa November 11, 2002
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genial

He had a genial attitude
by Kmetzman March 8, 2006
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Genital tag

A game that men and woman play where they all get naked and the guys or women are it and they have to chase some one of the other sex vwho isn't it and touch there genitals and then they get to be it and have to catch up with someone of the other sex and touch them on the genitals and then there it and so on.
Most often played by teen menand teen women at a secluded hide out.
by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010
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Dukey On My Genitalia

To excreet feces from one's body onto one's and/or another's external reproductive organs.
Guy 1: OWWWWWWW DUKEY ON MY GENITALIA!

Guy 2: WTF? YOU WANT ME TO SHIT ON YOUR DICK?
by King J Wizzy June 21, 2010
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League of Extraordinary Genitals

The greatest fantasy football league of all time. Its creator Rob Clemens made this league after being tired of "Mr. Nice Guy" leagues around the world. As a member of LEG, you are incouraged to bash on each other at will. And take as many low blows as possible. "The League" on FX is a total rip off of this amazing league formed in 2007. Not everyone has what it takes to make it through a season of with these assholes.
Vagina A: "Anyone can be in our league and not get their feelings hurt. It's nothing like the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Vagina B: "Great, cause when I cry I gain weight. Due to the gravy tears"
by Runt Bear December 1, 2011
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