Geesing Around

When someone is goofing around and just in general acting like a silly goose.

Bro stop geesing around and actually listen to me

by Wadion April 26, 2024

Geese

Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.

Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!

5 minutes later

Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.

by LizardWizard801 March 2, 2020

Geese

Geese: High level duck
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.

"Ah man! Those geese just ate the crust of my sandwich!"
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024

Geese

Preferred to as RAVEEHA.

Geese... your mind is so powerful

by kissygucci July 27, 2018

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Geese

Angry giraffe birds.

Yeah I hate geese! They always hiss at me.

by Nstslie March 20, 2019