Gagoom

the act of hitting someone in the throat after making them look up

person 1:Hey look there's a pizza on the celing

Person2: what

Person 1: GAGOOM

by dhsfguuh October 26, 2009

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007

Boomer Groomer

Boomer groomers are underaged children that sexually assault individuals who are over 18.

I sexually identify as a boomer groomer.

by Valkyrie Ink March 16, 2021

gavoom

john's boss

John's boss is a gavoom because i want him home on fridays always!!

by Shlee October 19, 2003

man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007

Groomer

(pejorative used by Republicans)
Someone who can be blamed for children knowing things (especially the existence of the LGBTQ+ community) their parents don't want them to

Christina Pushaw: "If you're against the Anti-Grooming Bill, you are probably a groomer"

Me: "If Rod Dreher can use a broadened definition to call every gay teacher a groomer, I can use a broadened definition to call every Republican a Satanist"

Nazi Clickbait: "Oh No!!!!!!There's a drag show in the Metaverse!!! Sad. Don't let your kids see the groomers!!"

by Covered In Therapy Bees August 12, 2022

groomer

either a dog groomer or the worst kind of human beings

1. the nearest dog groomer is around 13 meters from my house

2. kill yourself groomer

by DisguisedDevil December 7, 2022