Someone who when they are with a group of their friends they sneak down into the basement and play Call of Duty 2 for Xbox 360, by themselves. Sometimes this person can eb called a pooner because they share the same qualities as a pooner would have.
Alex is such a gamer, last night at the party i couldn't find him for like an hour and it turned out he was alone, with the lights off, playing Call of Duty 2.
by -taters- July 30, 2006
Get the gamermug. A gamer is a person who gave up on reality so he/she wants to devote their lives in becoming king or queen of the gamer nerds (Online gamers). Console gamers are losers in reality so they enjoy escaping reality by playing as the main character of a story where they are the hero. They believe chicks dig gamers by looking at pictures of expos where women are PAID to model for companies, when in reality, attractive chicks would do everything to avoid people like them.
Frequently, gamers also watch anime and are religious as these two latter things also help them escape reality.
Gamers also rarely read anything and don't actively stand up for real issues in the REAL world and try to improve it for future generations.
Gamers should invest their time and energy into reality and other fruitful endeavors.
Stupid gamers marvel at the salary of pro gamers, but seem to fail to realize that pro games will only make that amount of money as long as that game is popular (most games don't last that long in popularity) and once that game becomes unpopular, the progamer is negative in the real (negative as in negative as in social skills, REAL social networks, knowledge of reality, useful skills in the workplace,etc).
Reality vs fantasy world? Does this have to even be a question?
Frequently, gamers also watch anime and are religious as these two latter things also help them escape reality.
Gamers also rarely read anything and don't actively stand up for real issues in the REAL world and try to improve it for future generations.
Gamers should invest their time and energy into reality and other fruitful endeavors.
Stupid gamers marvel at the salary of pro gamers, but seem to fail to realize that pro games will only make that amount of money as long as that game is popular (most games don't last that long in popularity) and once that game becomes unpopular, the progamer is negative in the real (negative as in negative as in social skills, REAL social networks, knowledge of reality, useful skills in the workplace,etc).
Reality vs fantasy world? Does this have to even be a question?
by GamersAreLosers January 29, 2010
Get the Gamermug. the most manly person on this earth, all the girls want to be with this guy. If you're a gamer, you are the biggest chad to walk this earth
by Dom is a mega simp November 7, 2020
Get the gamermug. by Nathan games October 30, 2020
Get the Gamermug. Mother with candy crush on her iPhone: I'm a gamer
Child who plays fortnite: I'm such a gamer
Person capable of breathing: I'm a gamer
Child who plays fortnite: I'm such a gamer
Person capable of breathing: I'm a gamer
by Sergeant autism February 13, 2019
Get the Gamermug. virgin who does nothing with their time but play games and constantly getting called out by women for not having been laid
by mrkrabsisgone October 22, 2020
Get the gamermug. Gamer 1: Two gender
Gamer 2: haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
Gamer 2: haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020
Get the Gamermug.