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Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022
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Gilbert

A Gilbert is a person that likes someone who doesn’t like them back and does everything for the girl (or guy) but doesn’t see that they aren’t interested in him. Even though someone how had been nice to him and is always there for him likes him but he’s just too blind to see it. Gilbert’s are really nice and caring even to those that aren’t nice to them. They always like to see the good in people and never judge them.
There’s people who think Gilberts are weird (especially because or his name) but, there are some that like them.
Girl 1: My guy best friend is Gilbert I really like him but he doesn’t realize it. He likes girl 3.
Girl 2: Eww Gilbert is really weird why do you like him
Girl 1: You have to get to know him
Girl 3: Ughhh Gilbert likes me, he weird and I’ve told him that many times
Girl 1: I wish he’d like me instead
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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