dirty germy

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.

When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.

by allan jenkins July 9, 2007

Garty

A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.

Sam: Garty, stop simping up to Megan!

Garty: Only if you let me suck your dick

Sam: What

Garty: What

by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020

Gertsid

best audio maker. has the smallest ego. talks to newgens when he is an oldgen. has no beef with audio makers except bacon jesus and a few other retards.

Gertsid is the kindest audio maker ever.

by real master brains July 19, 2021

Gertatious

The fear that if you hang your arm over your bed, you will be pulled under by a monster.

Every night since I was a kid, I've lived with this strange gertatious feeling...

by sowrong_itsmeh December 21, 2010

St. Gertrude's

better than st catherines... PERIOD.

.. i dont need an example.. just ask everyone

by saints beat it January 26, 2005

Gerry

someone so narcissistic he feels the desire to write an urban dictionary entry on himself
qualities of a gerry:
Amazing
Sexy
Genius
Amiable
The BEST

Wow Gerry is cool I wish I were like him

by Gerry1 October 1, 2013

gerry

To mess something up, or fuck somebody over.

Jack really gerried up that English exam.

by civshark November 30, 2004