Futral

to be drop dead sexy
to be able to attract women with ease
to have a hot body with out trying

Wow did you see that guy?
He is sooooo futral!!!

by natbump August 25, 2008

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 24, 2008

futuo te

latin for 'fuck you'.....not very commonly used but funny

futuo te....ur such a stercus caput

by gujuhomie04 May 22, 2006

futo

Some fool you dislike.

Yo, futo get over here!
Futo get that bandana off you bald head, you aint no gangsta, you a wanksta!

by Slaw May 31, 2004

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

furophile

someone who likes to engage in intercourse while dressed as stuffed animals.

I met this girl everything was going well until she whipped out a bear costume and told me to hop in. girl was a furophile!

by Raaaas May 10, 2008

Furom

A Fucking Moron.
A foolish ignorant person, sometimes thought of a living calamity, with a nack for pissing people off.
Furom is the second level of moron, or moronity.

Jack, you spilled the beer, you're such a Furom!
Ignore the guy with rabid rats in his pants, he's just a horny furom.

by Evolved_Classic November 14, 2003