furniturea

Contemporary painted wood furniture designed in a rural modern style.

An interpretation of an Adirondack chair, a form historically found in a rural setting, designed to be used as a formal dining chair in a modern setting, would be an example of rural modern furniturea design.

by also light trucking May 29, 2009

Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.

A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.

by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015

furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.

Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!

by Critikale May 18, 2018

furnishedbread

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.

person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”

by bilbystan May 3, 2021

Furni

The plural form of the word furnace.

Jesse: "Yo, Mr. White, check out all these furni"
Walter White: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"

by SeismicWanker June 20, 2023

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023