firesquad

Often seen as the most painful and deadly sexual position. The act of putting lighter fluid on the penis, and pouring gasoline all over the woman's or man's body. You would then light the fluid on your penis and have anal sex with the gasoline covered person or persons.

"Dude, Jim and Lisa tried firesquadding last night and burned their house down"

"My sister died while trying to attempt the firesquad."

by CQman December 27, 2008

Firesafed

Whilst smoking a Fire Safe Cigarette, you fail to drag often enough and it extinguishes, often resulting in anger.

"Dang, I just got firesafed by my Marb Mild!"

by Schmitty_ June 7, 2009

Faress

Faress a very handsome man that you can always trust.He always can make someone feel better and brightens the mood.He is a great person to be around and a person that you will never forget.Faress always stands up to anyone no matter who they are.He is very funny and a great person to be around

Faress is my best friend

by Faress November 24, 2018

fettuccine foreskin

This occurs when you are getting your dick sucked by a female while you are uncircumcised. While she is sucking your dick she throws up and her throw up goes underneath your foreskin. When you pull your foreskin back to clean it you see a creamy substance. This creamy substance is both smegma and throw up.

Oh my god bro, I was getting head from Olivia yesterday and I ended up getting fettuccine foreskin.

by swagmoney9876 December 4, 2021

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008

f0rest

An amazing sweden counter-strike player, probably one of the top players today. His names also go by iZnogouD or f0restwOw~ and is part of team fnatic.

*DEAD* roccat plastE : ns
*DEAD* roccat ruuit : ns
*DEAD* fnatic.f0restwOw~ : thanks noob

by btN-_- March 31, 2010