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Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”
by zestworm April 7, 2024
mugGet the Funtingmug.

chunnel funt

A toned down version of fucking cunt meant to avoid confrontation with conservative dispositions.
You're a chunnel funt.

Aw shit dude, her best friend cock blocked you?! What a chunnel funt!
by sdsucostume September 25, 2009
mugGet the chunnel funtmug.

Funt

Micha, you funt
by ghostnut January 1, 2021
mugGet the Funtmug.

FUNT

Don't talk to her, she's being a funt!
by PhantomJoeyG April 15, 2022
mugGet the FUNTmug.

Funt

Taz: cal is funny but hes a cunt
Carmen: Cal's a Funt
by Taz1000 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Funtmug.

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