fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.

1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.

by tpb July 25, 2003

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

Fingering

When a guy in a cruise hot tub puts 2 fingers in a girls pussy to pleasure her. She then clenches her fist in the agony of pleasure. Then everybody in the hot tub figures it out that the guys is fingering her and everyone gets out.

He was fingering her before sex for extra pleasure

by Hotjock22 October 20, 2017

Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.

Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.

by JT1523 December 22, 2017

Folgering

The act of doing somthing right when you wake up that makes such an action the best part of your day

Dude, i woke up and jerked it

i was totally folgering

by The moshia February 22, 2010

Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.

by Red283 August 1, 2016