Fumble

A euphemism for "fuck", also a football term.

Me: "What the motherfumbling fumble is going on fumbling here? Fumble!

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024

Fumbled the fag

Fumbling the bag with a queer individual.

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!

by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it

by lurchking October 15, 2020

Fumble

When you almost get to lay pipe, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

A girl has agreed to sleep with a guy at a friend's sleepover. For him to Fumble when he needs a shit while the toilet is clogged, so has to run outside to a forest to take one. However, is then turned down after the walk of shame back.

by KingNicky June 20, 2023