funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

Funeralise

To hold a funeral for someone or something. Sometimes spelled as "funeralize".

Did you hear about Jimmy's death? He's being funeralised on Sunday.

by UnfunnyJ0CK May 30, 2016

Fungerale

2 rye + gingerale when a lowkey drink is needed on shift

"Yo Kurt get me a fungerale stat!, this table is fucking killing me" - Hogan

by Mightydominator January 5, 2018

funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.

Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.

by Jkrbeast June 13, 2018

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

by Derv B June 14, 2020

Furneral

A way of misspelling funeral

‘Oh look I’m suddenly at a furneral’

by Mypseudonymisntmyname December 14, 2020