Frankengoober

a retard who can't do things right

Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight

by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007

frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010

frankenfit

The act of installing a part or component in something in a way that isn't actually correct but you just kind of fudge it so it works anyway. Often involves things that shouldn't necessarily go together.

Last night I frankenfitted that fork onto my road frame. Had to hack the head tube and face it with a bastard file, but hey - it works.

by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 8, 2003

frankenfeltcher

the act of sucking cum out of the ass of the dead after fucking them

i am such a necro i like to give that dead bitch a frankenfeltcher!!!!

by job September 6, 2008

frankenband

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

by Caleb South March 31, 2007

FrankenFrogStien

The frog that Dr. Frankenstien jump started..

I'll have a large FrankenFrogStien.

by shoecrabman October 23, 2008

FrankenHag

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.

It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.

by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010