frankenfurter

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010

frankenjackson

See: Overweight, Fat, Whale, Huge Bitch

Mat Freid is often mistaken for a frankenjackson.

by Derek Brusin February 28, 2005

franken boobie

a hideously deformed brest

tara reid has some big franken boobies

by i luove titties February 24, 2005

frankenfurniture

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.

I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!

by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005

frankenlunch

a lunch that is exceptionally delicious and/or rare in it's greatness. Could also describe a lunch that is "monsterously good".

You got a gyro and Hawaiian Punch!? Frankenlunch, dude.

by Maxistheman September 18, 2008

Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!

Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007