Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

fosters home for imaginary friends

The best show in the world! its like a kids home but for imaginary friends whos children have got too old or arent needed anymore

did you watch fosters last night?
yer ed was sooo kewl

by insanelycheerful January 26, 2005

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

go faster stripes

What boy racers put on their cars. Thinking that this will improve the speed.

Look at the geek with the go faster stripes on his car. Now he can do at least 50 mph.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

Foster

In regards to Foster. Getting so wasted that you are running into doors. Hitting the walls. Making flat-on-your-face falls into coffee tables. When this is the case you've pulled a Foster! Congratulations you are now completely inebriated and possibly a borderline alchoholic!

"Wow Foster you look pretty fostered, and I am almost certain you just pulled a foster!"

*falls down and hits coffee table*

"Yep..that was definitely a foster!"

by Captain Obviousssss February 11, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008