flapjack

To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack

why did you flapjack him?
Because he was doin 35 n a 50 zone

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007

Flapjack

A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.

When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!

by big daddy ron August 23, 2006

Flapjack

Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.

John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.

by Eric Gunn John Carney December 20, 2007

Flapjack

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.

It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.

by F00mp November 17, 2020

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021