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feltching

1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.

2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.

3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
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Feeching

Feeching is the process of letting your jaw release and let go so that it vibrates of its own accord, which often vibrates other parts of the body into a state of let go.

The purpose of feeching is to release fear, emotions, stress and tension from one's body that have a psycho-physiological basis.
"I can Feech for hours on the hammock and feel a whole lot better about mysefl! Feeching is so relaxing!"
by tiggabing November 14, 2010
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The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.
I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!
by Steve Buchan October 8, 2008
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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
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frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.
These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.
by tuxu January 29, 2017
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Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.
Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.
by Ben Jones June 7, 2018
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