Freaky Tiki

A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes

The freaky tiki attacked me at the beach

by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013

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freaky fracking

To have sex.

I'm freaky fracking with her tonight 😘

by Hamburger2222 July 8, 2016

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freaky lisa

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related

My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".

by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017

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Freaky Forest

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)

Makayla has a Freaky Forest.

by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018

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An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

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