The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
by Lahey jim January 07, 2022
Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
by Enestate May 28, 2011
When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
by Iced Liberal July 07, 2020
A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero
Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”
by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024
The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.
guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
by john fugger February 14, 2022
Where you eat your girl out while she's on her period, then proceed to ejaculate into the air, skillfully catching it in your mouth as if it were a Malteaser or other small edible object.
"Hey CJ, does your girl like it when you give her a Strawberry Firework?"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
by TopNotchBloke June 03, 2017
(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023