Fink

Woke corporate CEO that hates humanity

The Fink said essential that humans ate insects like cockroaches instead of hamburgers to save the planet.

by Top Scientist June 5, 2023

Finke

A very nice girl who loves to read books. She is very weird sometimes but she can also be very sweet and kind. She is pretty and she has brown eyes and brown hair. She is not so good with boys but with her friends she is always very enthusiastic

She likes mathematics and biology

She likes going to school and she has many hobbies

Hey look there's Finke

Aah that weird one

No she is actually very friendly

by Whahahaha November 23, 2021

A Fink

Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.

Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".

by The Chad Knows September 11, 2020

Fink

People that have a bad or irregular way of thinking. This word originates from combining "fat" and "think" together.

He's such a fink.

by noxxspire July 8, 2025

fink

Noun. Someone who is both gay or bisexual young person who if extremely fucking obese.

Lizzy is a FUCKING FINK

by The great architect June 24, 2024

buddy fink

.. A guy who is known as a delightful man, that cares for everyone... A guy that loves his women, also known as, "Westside"

Buddy Fink is the best Westsider in the world

by TheMatrix69 May 23, 2014

finked

The act of lying, stealing, cheating, hurting everyone around you that is more qualified and better than you, to get the promotion and make it big in your career.

He finked everyone around him and now he got his pilot job at Hawaiin airlines as a pilot

by CAP PERKINS May 13, 2021