reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Felched

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009

FelchBomb

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.

Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb

by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010

fench

-a girl who flirts with EVERY single guy to the max
-is fake around guys, is suddenly a whole different person

-is a bitch and only real girls see it, and every guy sees her as an angel
-suddenly her friends become non-existent when a boy walks in the room
(she basically runs away from all of her friends to go flirt with a shitload of guys)
-will give you dirty looks if you try to talk to the guy she's flirting with

-omg she's such a fench

-that's the fakest laugh i've ever heard from her

-hey uh don't you and him have a thing? bc i saw (insert a fenches name here) all over him today

*fench starts flirting with kid who you know she doesn't find attractive*

by alecksyou September 12, 2017

fetch

In the sixties in England, 'fetch' was schoolboy slang for 'to cum'.

"Did you fetch?"

"No, didn't have time!"

by Fronk January 2, 2009

FetchASketch

A very gay and homosexual 10 year old boy that loves art a bit too much. Needs to get a life. Has a bit too many bromances.

That asshole is such a FetchASketch.

by there's just not a name April 3, 2009

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006