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felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.
Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.
by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016
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Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.
Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.
by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016
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Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.
Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!
by SawOwls May 12, 2014
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frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.
Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!
by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017
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Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!
by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018
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felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.
last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.
by the_nugget April 8, 2009
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kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.
John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.
by turandota August 6, 2008
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