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VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.
That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.
by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004
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fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..
"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"
by footfarmer September 24, 2005
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Fenderburg

The collection of ice and snow that is found hanging in the wheel well of a vehicle after driving on snow covered roads and highways.
The fenderburgs on my car are so big they are rubbing on the tires.

Simi truck operaters drive on the "warning bumps" grooved into the shoulder of the highway to vibrate off their fenderburgs.
by Ace LeRoy May 27, 2009
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Fondle

To touch in such a way that makes another feel either very uncomfortable or horny as hell
“The boy fondled her so aggressively, she came almost instantly
-And that’s why we don’t Fondle in the lounge any more
by FondleMeister69 August 22, 2020
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K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010
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Fender Starcaster

1. Fenders attempt at a hollow body electric guitar. Now out of production

(Starcaster by Fender)
1. Fenders low end guitar for beginners. Comparible to Squire statocasters.
Dude i saw a Fender Starcaster at K-Mart for 150 bucks!
by jyeaaaaaa March 13, 2008
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fondle Buddha

Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".
by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004
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