Einstein

Glasses that you would wear when you want to look professional.

I got my einsteins on during the the day, but at night I put my stunna shades on.

by Double Deez October 20, 2006

einsteinium

The word relating to the great Albert Einstein. It describes a person or a group of people who are exceptionally smart and far superior to others. Someone who has einsteinium qualities will live far longer and excel in life.

Why are you so smart?

I'm einsteinium baby!

by team einsteinium October 31, 2011

Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Einstein

One of the myriad of Jews with an extremely high IQ- that made extremely important contributions to Physics with his relativity and other theories.

EINSTEIN JEWISH SCIENTIST

by Dirogo April 30, 2009

Einstein

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Weinsteining

When you're being a bit creepy at work and it turns sexual, based on Weinstein.

Woman 1: Did you see how Harvey was being today?
Woman 2: He was totally Weinsteining you!

by TheBadBassist May 8, 2018

Weinstein

Same as rape, but may also be used for other forms of sexual assault or even harassment, intimidation, making one feel powerless in a situation and leveraging power to get one to oblige sexually.

1) I don't want to go to the meeting for fear he might Weinstein me.
2) -Where's Jill bro?

-She's on her way, she said she could walk.
-Dude this Weinstein U (los angelas) she may not even make it

by Just Me James November 5, 2017