the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.
I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!
by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007
Get the Coconut Freud mug.(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.
"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)
by Victim of above insult June 20, 2008
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Freuding is the act of not giving much response to someone so as to draw out more information from them. The general idea behind it is, if you don't say much, they will continue to talk about the problem, and tell you more and more. They may become frustrated, and this will only goad them on to yell at you and tell you every reason why they are frustrated and have reason to be frustrated.
Person 1: hey, how are you?
Person 2: Meh. I just visited my mother.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: I mean, it's not like I hate her or anything.
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: She just frustrates me.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: Hey, come on! You'd be frustrated too, if you had a mother who thought everything your sibling did was PERFECT!
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: WOULD YOU STOP FREUDING ME?! I mean, after everything that's happened to me lately!
Person 2: Meh. I just visited my mother.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: I mean, it's not like I hate her or anything.
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: She just frustrates me.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: Hey, come on! You'd be frustrated too, if you had a mother who thought everything your sibling did was PERFECT!
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: WOULD YOU STOP FREUDING ME?! I mean, after everything that's happened to me lately!
by SuperSpockette September 6, 2013
Get the Freuding mug.Two or more Twitter users who engage in a text battle on the popular social media site, most notably celebrities. A comment, opinion or taunt provokes a pride-driven response and feelings are vented for all to see.
Some people are just easily provoked, that's why Chris Brown keeps finding himself in a Twitter feud with somebody.
Best Twitter feud, no question Aimee Mann and Ice-T.
Best Twitter feud, no question Aimee Mann and Ice-T.
by Soapy Johnson August 22, 2011
Get the twitter feud mug.We were playing Words on Facebook and he played the words "SEX" "KISS" and "LOVE" all in a row; he was definitely playing Words With Freud.
by Stonebridge January 2, 2012
Get the Words With Freud mug.Faeed is a racial slur for Norwegians it specifically means a norwegian that is a duchebag, or a dick to everyone.
Billy: Wow, look its that one famous FAEED!
Joe: WTF is a FAEED!
Billy: Its that one norwegian singer from that old ass band!
Joe: WTF is a FAEED!
Billy: Its that one norwegian singer from that old ass band!
by Faeed Friend May 4, 2010
Get the Faeed mug.Guy: Did you see Janet Jackets nipple at the superbowl show?
Other Guy: Hell yeah, she had a freudian nip.
Other Guy: Hell yeah, she had a freudian nip.
by Ronutty March 30, 2011
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