faded

In the south, faded is being both really drunk and high, to where you get FUBAR.

(every one is sitting around getting drunk)
Person One: you want to hit this, Mike??
Mike: na man, its just a little too early in the night to be getting faded

by mattatattat January 4, 2008

[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.

Man you need to get your shoes faded

by Dalton H October 21, 2006

Faded

smoked out,blazed,stoned,high on marijauna

I got faded this weekend with some homies

by jonny bakes January 3, 2007

Faded

The act of getting high, then relaxing and kicking back with a few beers until your drunk too.

Dude...We were high as hell! then we decided to get faded. Go big or go home, right?

by ZigZag May 23, 2012

faded

it's the west coast (pretty much SO CAL) way of saying that ur faaakiN hiiigh! You know ur faded if you can't feel anything! some ppl think this is when ur shitface drunk....you can't get faded off beer (fuckkin idiots) when ur faded ur probably had the real shit-- the REAL ganja, stickyicky, reefer everything maaaan

stoner 1: man i can't feel shit!
stoner 2: whoa man ur high
stoner 1: naaah man i'm fuckin FADED!
stoner 2: huh? hey man ur high

by sweet sarah October 20, 2007

Faded

so high to the point that you're gone. does NOT refer to being drunk.

Am I the only one who was faded last night? I couldn't stop laughing at nothing.

by ThisBitch December 28, 2005

faded

Stoned, baked, high. DOES NOT MEAN DRUNK. If you say "ah I'm so fuckin faded!" and you're drunk, not high, you'll look like a dumbass and everyone will know that you're a poser.

I just smoked a fat bowl and I'm fuckin faded!
It's 420 bro, let's get some mary jane and get faded!

by kayeighty December 25, 2007