absolute small

The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.

I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!

I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.

by Anonumerical December 5, 2020

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Absolute horseplay

A dublin 4 slang term for good time

Guy 1) want to go down trinners

Guy 2) sounds like absolute horseplay

by J o c March 18, 2021

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Absolute fucking boys

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what

Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys

by Walnutted October 16, 2022

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y'absolutely

Contraction for 'yes, absolutely!'

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!

by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011

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Your absolutely right

1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.

2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.

3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".

Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!

by Lwansta May 21, 2018

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