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farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.
Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.
by rtil July 18, 2008
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Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.
Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!
by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009
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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
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fooking burger palace

Girl doesn’t know where the cafeteria is cause they call it the fooking burger palace
by edgeofglobe August 28, 2022
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Forkincate

Making sexual noises while eating food you love with a fork!
I forkincate every time I eat apple pie!
by John Zombie August 23, 2023
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d-forcing

D-forcing is the act of playing music of the dragonforce variety very loudly at passers buy whilst in a car, in order to gain their attention and also to cause surprise. The idea is to have the music set very loudly but paused, so that when a target (a person at the side of the road) is about next to the car, you can press play and "d-force" them. It is important to know that having the windows down will greatly increase impact. For added effect a shout from the people in the car can be used to gain attention just before the music is played.
In a sentence: "You've been d-forced fool!" and "Whoa! I've been d-forced" or "Lets go d-forcing"
by BPJ Productions May 26, 2008
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Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020
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