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Floor

the floor is hard.
by notmakingrandomshitupbrotrust November 19, 2019
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The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!
by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
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killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.
Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!
by jeff August 7, 2004
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Dutch floor polish

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.
I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.
by tropical September 14, 2010
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floor tom

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.
That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom
by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005
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11th Floor Tailspin

When two people involved in a workplace or office affair meet on the top floor of their building for a brief, but much needed, desired, and illicit midday liaison. The very top floor of many office buildings (or a portion of it) is typically not used by tenants and is reserved for the elevator machine room. It is usually only accessible by an unknown staircase, and makes a perfect hideaway for a secret office romance.
Jill: How about we take an 11th floor tailspin for lunch?

Jack: Sounds like a plan. Meet you at the stairs.

Jill: It's so dangerous! I love it!
by Raspberry Jam October 5, 2009
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forest floor

Timelessly brilliant with a nostalgic yet edgy twist and a primordial soul shaking vibe.

The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.

The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
'Say Mohammed, have you seen that gal Deirdre? '

'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'

'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'

'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
by Panic_Mechanic December 15, 2015
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