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Foked (v)

Foked if the act of being shanked in the ass with a fork.
Idiot 1 - "oh shiot michizzle got foked!"
Idiot 2 - "god bless the TWMA"
by The iJon April 14, 2005
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Fakenika

When a person acts shady or fake towards someone or a situation. Could also mean acting 'brand new' towards someone.
"Sure I'll hang out with you guys tonight!"

*never shows up without telling or warning anyone but hangs out with other friends instead*

"That's so fakenika!"
by Reniiii October 14, 2013
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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foke u bith

How ignorant Arab guys spell "fuck you bitch."
"hey babe i want see u pls open cam"
"fuck off asshole"
"foke u bith"
by BrySter0 February 9, 2008
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Fukendrinkin

Fukendrinkin is the act of drining, but accentuated with the slang "fuken"
Fukendrinking is also a person,
Fukendrinkin is not an alcoholic because he does not go to AA meetings.

Fukendrinkin is epic...the person and the act.
Damn, can you believe all the fukendrinkin that fukendrinkin has been doing?
by Supremeone January 15, 2009
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foven

i got foven from this crazy chick at the rager last night
by princeandzoe January 19, 2010
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Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the penis.
That bitch wouldn't shut up last night, so I förkenspügen'd.
by Swishy April 8, 2005
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