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fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.
- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster
by danne April 11, 2011
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fasturbation

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
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farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.
Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.
by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010
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Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.
"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"
by poontang June 17, 2006
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Harold Faltermeyer

The man who did the soundtrack for the movies Beverly Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3. He is notably the person responsible for composing the song Axel F, which has been ripped off and made more annoying by a frog with his penis hanging out of his pants.
I turned on the TV one day to find out that someone had ruined a good song by using a frog with a small cock. They better have payed Harold Faltermeyer heaps of money for this tradgedy.
by Pirate Jonno December 4, 2005
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Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...
by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
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festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."
by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007
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