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Fashion bug Internet

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.
Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
by Dome Pla February 24, 2010
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Fashion Cycle Syndrome

First of all, a fashion cycle is where they bring back something that was fashionable, say, 10 years ago, such as bell-bottoms, denim, platform shoes, short skirts, long skirts, the boho gypsy look etc.

Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.

So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.

Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?

These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.
Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer's subconscious thought process – “That stuff she’s wearing is so retro it’s way ahead of me!”
by Missy M October 6, 2005
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fashion mullet

A shaggy, hip, longer version of the traditional mullet. see mullet and white trash. the fashion mullet is sported on males and females alike, usually at shows where urban hipsters hang out. fashion mullet wearers are also prone to wear cowboy boots, diesel jeans, black shirts and have interesting tattoos.
Even though she wasn't a Gucci model, Juliette knew she was hip enough to pull off the fashion mullet.
by callista September 17, 2005
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Fashion Blogger

Fashion bloggers are a kind of species of fashionistas that dedicate their lives to their fashion blog, a place where they post pictures of the latest runway trends that no one can ever afford (including themselves) or pictures of themselves in slutty poses wearing things they considered fashionable, such as a fur coat with neon green booty shorts and high heels.
Fashion bloggers come in different personas, the most common cases include the stupid 14 year old rich girl, and the 25 year old single girl who can't afford shit.
Though most fashion bloggers are female, the male form has not been unheard off, though in most cases the specimen is gay.
This fashion blogger is so fabulous! I was reading her blog and apparently hot pink shoes are in now... I wonder If I should shave my head and weight 100 lb like the model in the picture?
by Lord of the fireflies August 23, 2009
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fashion abomination

someone who REALLY pushes the limits of taste, but thinks s/he looks great
Cameltoe at work is such a fashion abomination! (unless you work in Adult Entertainment).
by Alyssa N. October 12, 2006
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Fashion x Core

A girl or boy who typically wears bright colorful band tees, tight pants, studded belts, and does their hair in a fashionable way.
A lot of people compare them to scene kids, only instead of being all about the music, they're all about finding their own fashion.
Most of them either alter their clothing to fit them, DIY add things like patches, rips, worn in spots, etc., to their clothes to make them unique.
Some girls wear oversized jewelry (like large bead necklaces and chunky bracelets).
Most also really enjoy doing funky natural color combinations with their hair. (Like having medium to dark brown hair and putting a patch of random platinum blonde highlights in a section right in the middle of cheek-bone brushing bangs.)
::"Did you see that Fashion x core girl in a navy blue/white mini polka-dotted shirt, large white beaded necklace, chunky silver bracelets, worn jeans and converse sneakers, with brown hair and blonde streaked bangs? She looks great."

::"Yeah. I saw her. She was wearing green converse yesterday."
by Jump_girl_jump May 18, 2006
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fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.
Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill
by Natalie August 10, 2004
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