fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.

by MHWPJ November 6, 2011

fapshot

A fapshot is when you see a super hot girl and take a mental photograph of it to think of later while your faping

"Damn look at that chick over there, thats faptastic"
"O shit, better take a fapshot"

by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

Fapology

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.

I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!

by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Fagosapien

A polite way to refer to a faggot, this is also the scientific name used to refer to faggots.

My bro is such a fagosapien

by Boq I don't know November 19, 2019

Fagosaurus

The evil twin of the ever elusive lulzasaurus, fagosauruses can be found living on faggot trees, spending its day munching on the colourful leaves of the faggot tree.
In its natural habitat, a fagosaurus can weigh up to a trillion faggot tons(equivalent to over 9000 googolion tons).

Can also be used to described obese, fat faggots

Noob #1: Z0mG lh00k!!111 Itz A FAGOSAURUS!!!1

Noob #2: Z0MG! ITZ PHOR REELZ! ITZ A REEL FAGOSAURUZ!!11

by L.X.N October 18, 2008

fagosaurus rex

A. a total fag.
B. some one who is a fag that loves to eat meat
c. a fagit t-rex
d. some one whos being lame

johny is such a fagosaurus rex

by my little ben is real big March 11, 2009