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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
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Eyeball awning

When you have fake eyelashes so big the stick out over you're eyeball and provide cover from the elements.
That girls eyes are not getting wet in this rain cause she's got a eyeball awning.
by Armyguywayne December 16, 2016
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Eyeballing

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas again, you want some of that?
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Eyeball Sack

A crude way of saying "Eyelid"
Dude my eyeball sack is closing by itself I'm so tired.
by Mark Forsythe November 21, 2010
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Dizzy in my eyeballs

When u do that one crack toke, not expecting anything spectacular to come out of it, then, BAMMM.. ur eyeballs start to shake and u see stars!
Hey, r u ok?
Hey yea, I'm ok, I'm better than ok. I just got dizzy in my eyeballs from that toke!
by QweneT to u bitch August 29, 2025
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Eyeball Creature

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..
by snatcher October 10, 2019
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