Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

Alzheimer's Express

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.

Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.

by Nailo April 28, 2005

african american express

First used by Kanye West. Slang for AmEx's "Black Card"

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by festsitron October 28, 2005

expressway

a highway for high-speed traffic, with few or no intersections and a divider between lanes of traffic moving differant directions

Interstate 66 is an expressway

theres your example, long enough for you>>>??!?!?!?!

by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

The Polar Express

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

by yoloboyswag420 August 8, 2014

chicken express

the greatest chicken and tea you will ever eat.

chicken express is the most amazing in the world!

by heather renee July 2, 2008