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Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
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SEO Expert

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey
SEO Expert Job needs nothing. It's SO EASY, Anyone can do it - LOL
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Asian expert

A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.
Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.
by sunflowerseed April 16, 2014
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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.
by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
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In the landscape of love, where emotions ebb and flow, our Love Back Expert in Borivali emerges as a beacon of hope, specializing in the intricate art of rekindling lost connections. Situated in the heart of this vibrant locale, our expert is not merely an advisor but a compassionate ally, dedicated to guiding you through the nuances of love and helping you rediscover the flames of a once-cherished relationship.
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Chegg Expert

An individual who uses their subject knowledge to earn money while also learning and gaining the gratification of helping millions of students.
These people are tech savvy, smart, and visionary who believe in financial independence and multiple sources of income.
These individuals included people from all walks of life, including students preparing for competitive exams, housewives who wish to be financially independent, college students looking to supplement their pocket money or even working professionals contributing to multiple sources of income.
"The best part about being a Chegg Expert is the feeling of being able to help students across the globe."
"I can work from any where, at any time, I get to choose from a list of 26 subjects and the process from onboarding to payments is hassle free, that's what it means to be a Chegg Expert."
by Miss Know It All (Not) January 5, 2023
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