Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 02, 2024
When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test
by The Ferg Miester November 30, 2018
A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.
by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
by Sofer November 01, 2010
A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018