Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

essay

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?"
"No, Karen I am not."

by Aaron Person January 23, 2020

Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 18, 2020

essay

pain

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow

by hahahhahahahasdaghjfhajfahhada May 3, 2020

Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho

Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.

by cheifsossa June 11, 2020

essay

the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.

Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.

by Noxillio July 6, 2020

SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011