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Elite (conservative) 

Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).
Elite (conservative) convo.

Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.

(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.

Elite (conservative) by Aussiegoat5 September 21, 2005
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elite speak 

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.
Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.
elite speak by jevanyn April 1, 2010

elite skeet 

when your playing a game, and someone says "I skeeted on your mom last night."

and thus you reply, "then if you did that, that makes me an elite skeet, aand you juss a loz3r."
"hey |lz|bonez, i skeeted ALL OVER your mom last night."

"hmm, well then that makes me an elite skeet, cause I know I dident get it from you!"
elite skeet by the elite skeet December 25, 2007

Elite Eight 

The quarter-finals of any sporting tournament. This group won their round in the Sweet Sixteen, and are trying to get into the final four.
Well, we are one of seven teams to make the Elite Eight, thanks to our couragous captain.
Elite Eight by DavWoo July 18, 2007

elite chewy 

Girl "You can have another blowjob"
Boy "Don't call it a blowjob, it's an elite chewy. A blowjob's not good enough."
elite chewy by Severe Lad October 3, 2010

Elite Super Acca 

A group of men with unbelievable amounts of power and huge penises. If you a member of Elite Super Acca you are capable of seducing any girl and making them yours.
Boy: I am in the Elite Super Acca

Girl: shag me !
Elite Super Acca by Upthetics123 October 22, 2019

Elite crackhead 

Not necessarily snorting coke every weekend but.. does nitty behaviour. But they’re not the worst out of all the other crackheads as they have a good ol’ personality making them an “elite crackhead”
Jon and Angie:
Angie: Hey jon, how many pillows do you sleep with?
Jon: hey Angie, only 1, why?
Angie: Only 1? you’re an elite crackhead Jon.
Elite crackhead by Bobduncanislife October 23, 2019