eclipsecosplays

someone with the most realistic cosplays ever like what and so pretty and makes so many people laugh too

Person 1: ayo do you follow @eclipsecosplays?
Person 2: no
Person 1: what are you doing with your life you are so boring go follow her rn.

by hornytothemax March 16, 2021

tunar eclipse

when an obese and skanky girl's shadow covers you completly

me: hey did you see that tunar eclipse when whitney walked by
other person: no i was to busy barfing

by IrieMage March 10, 2008

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Aftermath of August 21 2017

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!

by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017

solar eclipse

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

Eclipse

Someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they pass by you.

Why did it get dark? It's the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?

No, it's just the new guy from accounting. He needs to lay off the snacks. He's already a human eclipse.

by OrlandoGuy September 18, 2010

Eclipse

The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black which was probably the worst decision of her life.

Random Girl 1 : OMG! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TURNED DOWN JACOB IN ECLIPSE! HE'S WAY HOTTER THAN EDWARD!

Random Girl 2: I know!

by teamacob1111 July 24, 2009