essex girl

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Essence

total Badass, and also not to mention shes a smart, independent woman who loves her mother, shes been through some things and has a bad reputation.

GIRL: EW

Essence- total Badass, and also not to mention shes a smart, independent woman who loves her mother, shes been through some things and has a bad reputation.

by dhjekwkwow September 5, 2019

Essex girl

blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a slut, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc

man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa essex gal!

by Buff Stuff September 20, 2003

essential oils

The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.

My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe.

by andyo13 January 8, 2017

pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!

That smells like pure ass essence man!

by andezzat April 24, 2010

essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

by RoseyJean April 25, 2020

3 esses

shit, shower, shave

While in the army I learned of the need to do the 3 esses upon returning to the barracks.

by Niccolo1512 April 22, 2015