If you need someone with a massive penis find someone named Emil. He is probably tall and enjoys women and not men. He always smells good and is a generous, kind man. He is very strong and good in bed.
She's the most awesome wholesome and she loves stripper funerals. At first Emil is shy but don't be fooled by the shyness, Emil is a talkative and amazing person ever to hand around with. She'll make you laugh and love playing games.
An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.
An Emil is someone who goes around tattling on other people and giving up information, often to gain favor with authorities. They are known for being sneaky and untrustworthy.
That guy is such a Emil - he'salways going around telling EC's secrets to the pledges.