ear candy

Your favored form of music.

I need to pick up that BrandNew CD &get me some ear candy.

by Sashi January 11, 2005

ear eating out

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS

I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

by HannahxCore July 4, 2006

Ear Orgasm

When your favorite song starts playing and you can't help but not listen to anything around you but the song

Me: * turns on loud speaker *
Friend: Oh, is that my favorite song
Friend: * ear orgasm *
Me: Hey, can you hand me my phone?
Friend: what was that?

by HOLQA May 18, 2015

Ear Rape

Ear rape can be classified as an ear piercing noise, like bass boosted music or altered sound effects. Ear rape sometimes is underwhelming, were other times you will die from the noise.

I like to annoy my sister with some Fortnite ear rape.

by FortnutLover6699 December 19, 2018

ear condom

An item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. Origin: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga puts on an ear condom when speaking to Alejandro.

by @hollymonster8 May 21, 2011

Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

by MicJaiy May 17, 2005