Ex•po•si•plo•sion noun
1) Internet post made by someone passionate about the subject being discussed. So much so that they enter a state of frenzy, unleashing a seemingly endless torrent of words that won't stop until they've tired themselves out or they've forgotten what the original subject matter was due to numerous digressions.
Unfortunately this frenzied state is invariably accompanied by a puzzling symptom that blocks part of the brain where knowledge of grammar, punctuation, and spelling are stored. Ironically this symptom can and often does only present temporarily, exclusively at times when audience comprehension is most coveted by the afflicted persons. Some experts have attributed the symptom to schizophrenia, illiteracy, rage syndrome, stimulant psychosis and other known conditions, but studies have been inconclusive at the time of this writing.
This deluge of resultant gibberish leaves the poster quite satisfied and exhausted from their indisputably great, perceived victory. Viewers are left with a wall of words that even the most determined debater/curious outside party will find overwhelming on first view. Of the (attempted) readers, the mentally stable portion will find it unmanageable to the point of illegibility and incoherency .
Ironically even a dullard can usually rebut an exposiplosion quite effectively in 50 words or less. Exposiplosions are rarely, if ever read in their entirety.
1) Internet post made by someone passionate about the subject being discussed. So much so that they enter a state of frenzy, unleashing a seemingly endless torrent of words that won't stop until they've tired themselves out or they've forgotten what the original subject matter was due to numerous digressions.
Unfortunately this frenzied state is invariably accompanied by a puzzling symptom that blocks part of the brain where knowledge of grammar, punctuation, and spelling are stored. Ironically this symptom can and often does only present temporarily, exclusively at times when audience comprehension is most coveted by the afflicted persons. Some experts have attributed the symptom to schizophrenia, illiteracy, rage syndrome, stimulant psychosis and other known conditions, but studies have been inconclusive at the time of this writing.
This deluge of resultant gibberish leaves the poster quite satisfied and exhausted from their indisputably great, perceived victory. Viewers are left with a wall of words that even the most determined debater/curious outside party will find overwhelming on first view. Of the (attempted) readers, the mentally stable portion will find it unmanageable to the point of illegibility and incoherency .
Ironically even a dullard can usually rebut an exposiplosion quite effectively in 50 words or less. Exposiplosions are rarely, if ever read in their entirety.
All I posted was, "Ewoks are lame," and he unleashed an exposiplosion that made my eyeballs sizzle, my stomach knot, and my interest in what he had to say completely disappear.
by Applejackson75 August 11, 2011
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1. Female Member 1: Extremely intelligent at ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
2. Female Member 2: Sarcastic and meme obsessed
3. Female Member 3: Secretly evil and manipulative,
4. Male Member 1: Total math genius
5. Male Member 2: Super athletic
The Exposewells will tend to worship a singular person.
1. Female Member 1: Extremely intelligent at ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
2. Female Member 2: Sarcastic and meme obsessed
3. Female Member 3: Secretly evil and manipulative,
4. Male Member 1: Total math genius
5. Male Member 2: Super athletic
The Exposewells will tend to worship a singular person.
by murderouspyscho13 January 31, 2018
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Get the espos mug.A person who competes in Speech and Debate under the sub-category Expository Speaking. They are excellent speakers, wonderful visual aid creators, and generally amazing.
I went to a speech tournament and met the coolest exposer who gave a speech on Coolness.
If you've ever met an exposer you know they are kick-ass.
If you've ever met an exposer you know they are kick-ass.
by Madeleine marie April 13, 2007
Get the exposer mug.An elaborate fuck you when journalists put a beat down on a subject freight-trained is when you have an expose with abrasive language were it has the wolf ticket moments. The anger comes out when you catch someone editing your wordpress comments to make them look like a fucking suckup when in truth you did a really crushing comeback. (I.E. Mary Sangiovanni with her infamous "decades of therapy" tirade and the "I am sure she's just being nice" as she dissed a far-off friendship.)
Some of the responses have a lot of innuendo to pointing out that her entire hometown are village idiots that never seen controversy before, calling one a racist in a multi-cultural 20th Century village is asking for a witch hunt on par to the Salem Witch Trials. Pointing out to Kealan Patrick Burke how he introduced a cussing dog trope when one wrote a much harder story that was backed up by articles in Chicago Tribune spoke of the subject as well. It's also known as the takedown piece in journalism. Using this to invoke Hostile Editing to Archive of our Own's Fanlore when one had pointed out facts about some of the guilty parties of Fandom_Wank when the vlog entry appeared that was the set up for the most notorious horror story to appear in 2011 which was published in Emanations. The book I Fired God is an expose of Fundie and places Duggar on the spot.
Some of the responses have a lot of innuendo to pointing out that her entire hometown are village idiots that never seen controversy before, calling one a racist in a multi-cultural 20th Century village is asking for a witch hunt on par to the Salem Witch Trials. Pointing out to Kealan Patrick Burke how he introduced a cussing dog trope when one wrote a much harder story that was backed up by articles in Chicago Tribune spoke of the subject as well. It's also known as the takedown piece in journalism. Using this to invoke Hostile Editing to Archive of our Own's Fanlore when one had pointed out facts about some of the guilty parties of Fandom_Wank when the vlog entry appeared that was the set up for the most notorious horror story to appear in 2011 which was published in Emanations. The book I Fired God is an expose of Fundie and places Duggar on the spot.
The expose "Boycotting Truth" rebukes not only Kealan Patrick Burke but also those who ignore the contributions the author did introducing creative nonfiction to the independent press as he got published for this. He caught SomethingAwful lifting his material and one of them turned out to be a fan of Kealan's as well as a mutual follower, as his other fans called him a retard. The piece points out he told the truth about Burke and his fans got their journalistic sources about the writer on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
by illinoishorrorman May 14, 2018
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Expos fans sat on their fat butts while they had a baseball team, but make sure they take time out of their day to blame everybody except them for their loss.
by Phillies all the way February 28, 2009
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Bro 1: Yo, I saw you get up on the speaker at that party and pull your dick out. Are you worried about being charged with indecent exposure?
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!
by Tunacandick69 November 16, 2011
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