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Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).
"What are you doing right now?"

"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."
EAPOS by Buck Futt February 17, 2010
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Exposed Faggot 

A kinky, sexually active gay man who is involved in the fetish community. Specifically he gets off on having embarrassing & purposefully humiliating photos/videos spread (with his personal information) across the internet. The more damage these photos will do to ruin his reputation if they were to be seen by coworkers or immediate family members the higher the sexual thrill attached. Please see Online Exposure for a deeper description of the base fetish behavior.

Once When this sexual practice reaches a level where it is so exciting that it becomes a hobby & the person's main sexual fetish these guys are often known as "Exposure Whores" of "Famous Fags".

Exposed Faggots' legal names when Googled will return multiple pages of results under Web, Image & Video searches.
-I Googled Kyle's name & found out he's a totally Exposed Faggot.

-Men all over the world know my name & how much of a slut I am because I'm a fully Exposed Faggot.
Exposed Faggot by FaggotJustinExposed September 30, 2020
Related Words
EAPOS • exposed • expose • exposure • espos • Eabos • esposito • exposition • ecposer • epose

Exposure 

The most hated word of the freelance commercial artist. When a company offers no pay, but instead, “Lots of Exposure” You, as an artist, better make a run for it, because this is the most toxic BS anyone will ever feed you.
Artist: “So the commission will amount to about-“
Company Employee: “Oh, we won’t be paying you, but you’ll get LOTS of EXPOSURE!”
Artist: “K bye”
Exposure by Squiddydoodles April 21, 2018

Espositoism 

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010

pre-exposure prophylaxis 

Pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) is an effective HIV prevention medication that protects HIV-negative people from acquiring HIV. PrEP taken regularly, as medically prescribed, is proven to reduce the risk of acquiring HIV by over 90%.
If you're having bareback sex then you should consider being on Pre-exposure prophylaxis to lower your risks of acquiring HIV
A term used to define the exposure of an individual.
Wow summer just eposed Faith's shoulder!
Epose by TwistedCord June 15, 2018
When someone tells personal information about someone or something to everyone.
Guys did you see Jake trying to flirt with Ashley?
Why'd you expose me bro, thought you said you weren't gonna tell anyone
Expose by Bacha017 December 13, 2015
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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