druffet

A buffet comprised entirely of recreational drugs.

She wanted leave reality at the doorstep, so I had a local dealer put together a druffet of everything he hard and anything he found.

by Stay tuned December 22, 2023

Duffed

a simile for "messed"

he Duffed that up!

by Hardwick August 31, 2024

Duffers

Those pedo things online that try to make the distinction between children and teens. That is the Duffer.

Duffers might say want to netflix and stalk teens rather than netflix and chill.

This term was created as Duffers write stories involving other peoples actual childhoods. Not just oh I like that style from the 70s. Duffers stalk teens in Texas and try to make money from them without contracts. And make up excuses between child and teen pedophiles creating excuses and enabling pedophilia and try to align themselves where children go for entertainment.

Woah Duffer that is someone else's childhood Duffer, are you not able to tell the difference... That is a teenager, not a child.
Duffers would make up some excuse to continue being a pedophile. You have encountered them online, we all have.

by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025

duffeling

a horrible and vile multi stage sexual act where a woman is fed her mothers ashes while fisted and creating cream. then the cream is fermented for a few months and baked as a cake and inserted into the womans ass until filled. as she gets filled with the cake she is strapped down and forced to choke on the rest of the cake until major pleasure.

guy 1: dude! i just had some fire duffeling with this chick named sophie last night!
guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK!

by chinkyfuck69420lmao July 22, 2025

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

orange duffe

When you have to take a dump right after eating a huge bag of cheetos. Doritos and other orange texturized flavored chips do not count. You should only use the term when the situation is cheetos, not anything else. Spelling doesnt matter as long as its used in the correct context.

After you eat a big bag of cheetos you tell your buddy that youl just be a second, you go the bathroom and realize this might take a while that was a realy big bag of cheetos. For the first time ever youve come to the conclusion you have reached your limit and take a huge dump, the result... an orange duffe.

by od man December 9, 2007

douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011