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Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia
Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.
Dude, you got so duked by your girlfriend.

The magician duked the audience so hard.
Duked by UnCreative March 14, 2018

decked out 

Adjective: Someone or something that is really extravagant and awesome looking. To be "pimped out."

*Homer and Bart drive by Mr. Burns' mansion*

Bart: Holy cow! That's one decked out mansion!

Homer: Mmmmmmmmmm.......decked out mansion.
decked out by MOSthedeth April 11, 2009

dicked up 

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.
Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class
dicked up by harmon April 26, 2006
Derived from Shakesperean English. Slang for money.
1. Where's the duckets?
2. They're my duckets now!
duckets by STF64 June 27, 2005
pronounced "dooshed".

hooking up with a dirty slut who may literally bite your dick offand give you an STD.
boy1 - "man i just hooked up with this chick taylar at a party!"

boy2- "awh, dude, you just got duched.. might want to get checked out.."
Duched by crazYchomper February 4, 2010